DVD review: Attack of the Cockface Killer (2002)

When a motley gang of friends decide to throw the biggest house party of the year, they expect a big turn out. Unfortunately they got a big body count when the sexually frustrated mongoloid known as the Cockface Killer stalks and kills anyone caught in a perverted act of coitus. Watch Larry Park, local town hero, gather his band of misfits and potheads in an incredibly stupid effort to kill the Cockface Killer and rid this town of the most vile of murderers. As the hunt intensifies for Larry and his crew, their biggest fear becomes who will be SODOMIZED and who will escape ALIVE?  Attack of the Cockface Killer is written by Jared Scallions and is directed by Jason Matherne. The acting is bad and at times hilariously bad, the camerawork and editing is pretty decent considering that this obviously was made on a microbudget. The title is based on the killer of the flick, he´s a skinny guy in a skintight black gimp jumpsuit (with the ass cheeks cut out of it) , a large black dildo in one hand and a fake rubber penis strapped to his chin.There is plenty of intentional and unintentional comedy in this, it´s Tromaesque humor and not for the squemish or the politically correct. It´s very gory with several graphic kills, it´s all practical fx and it looks amazingly good. The gorehounds will be very pleased! Some of the kills are just hilarious, I think it´s the first time I´ve seen anyone die by a vacuum penis enlarger, but some of the kills are much nastier, for instance the killer is seen gutting a female character and then fucking her open stomachwound with a huge dildo (all on screen). The killer uses the same method later on in the flick but is then fucking a open wound in a female characters throat and all in graphic detail. So it´s safe to say that Attack of the Cockface Killer stretches the limits on what you can show and not on the screen. There´s gratuitous T & A, both male and female full frontal nudity, sleaze, incest and several sex scenes (some of which are bordering on being hardcore). There is even a brief scene featuring a girl giving (on screen) fellatio but I couldn´t tell if it was real or not. It´s quite obvious that the creative team of Terror Optics went all in to make the most offensive and most provocative flick they could produce.
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This review is based upon the region all (Region 0) DVD release from Terror Optic.
Rating: 5½ out of 7. I enjoyed this, it´s ridiculous, it's juvenile, it's moronic and offensive but in my opinion it is a very funny and entertaining no holds barred ride. Terror Optics is reminiscent of Troma Entertainment but with even more gore, nudity, sex, bad taste comedy and violence. Attack of the Cockface Killer is crazy, extreme and very funny. I liked it but I´m sure that it won´t appeal to everyone, the squemish and politically correct should stay very far away from this!

/JL