Thursday 19 July 2012
Review: The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute (2012)
A master manipulator and hustler by the name of Fleetwood Deville (Charles Buchanan) dispenses heinous wrong-doings to nearly everyone that crosses his path. One particular female managed to meet and exceed any expectation of evil. She cursed Fleetwood to a fate even worse than death: impotence. With his harem of beautiful women and killers, Fleetwood must rival neighboring pimps to free himself from a curse that if left undone would not only take his manhood, but possibly his life. The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute is written and directed by Chaz Buchanan. The acting is atrocious, the camerawork and editing is decent. The soundtrack is awful. The concept of creating atmosphere or tension or even some form of entertainment seems lost on the filmmakers behalf. This is among the most dreadfully boring pieces of celluloid crap I have ever seen. No gore in this. There is only some brief nudity and considering the topic there is a big shortage of T & A in this.
This review is based upon a passwordprotected online screener provided by Brain Damage Films.
Rating: 0 out of 7. What the heck did I just watch? Very boring, confusing and incoherent... Don´t waste your time or money on this! I can´t find a single redeeming thing to say about The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute....